Yesterday I suggested what it might sound like for a doctor to preach a sermon from his language of doctor speak. Today, try to imagine a lawyer offering his first sermon.
“I (henceforth referred to as the party of the first part) do hearby proclaim (not to be construed as legally actionable) that you (henceforth referred to as the party of the second part) are hereby required to adhere to the laws of Scripture. (Such a requirement is not to be interpreted as contradicting the authority of grace. This is not an appealable offence and the fines to be levied should the party of the second part violate them are hellish.